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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.

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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.

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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.

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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"

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