I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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Sounds like you need to shave your ass.
dude just let it fly that's the best part of drunk pissing
A better rule would be to quit using hairspray.
never drinking again is a pretty serious statement. #1 rule in my house if that's said there's an immediate shot since obviously never again is a lie
At least you didn't drop a lit cigarette in the bowl and cause an explosion.
HAHAHAHAHA!!\nShe's lucky that she didn't need to be rescued!
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