If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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instead be pleasantly surprised
use gloves when you wash the towel
Now That is either bragging or a sitcom plotline
Just throw dollars at her and make her work for it.
That's either a really good roommate or a shitty boyfriend
Sweet
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