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  Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?

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  I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.

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• then stop leading Mr cling who apparently wrecks your vag or you wouldn't keep going back to a guy you refer to in a derogatory manner, grow the fuck up dont get in a relationship and stick to bootycalls

  Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:29pm

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• You could have just said the last sentence to him!

  Submitted by grandmasboy on May 24, 12 at 5:19pm

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• Gonna have to agree on that one. Don't lie or trick your partners, that shows a weak character.

  Submitted by froderick on May 24, 12 at 3:53pm

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• Hee Hee what is he had been truly understanding and tried to comfort her? Sometimes you tell sombody the score and they hear what they want to hear. I'm sure clingalot has a clue how annoying he is and stop looking for upstanding behavior on a site that glorys in this filth

  Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 2:43am

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• That was Sir Clingalot, and he fled because it was too perilous.

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 24, 12 at 11:30pm

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  • look it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 2:41am

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    • Till you take an arrow to the knew.

      Submitted by HailCaeser on May 25, 12 at 5:47am

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      • whawhawhaaaa

        Submitted by nunubeest on May 25, 12 at 1:36pm

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  • ...and Brave Sir Robin ran away...Brave Sir Robin bravely ran away...

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 28, 12 at 12:31am

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  • it's just a flesh wound!

    Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jul 2, 13 at 4:16am

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• "Please leave now." ... Is it so hard to say?

  Submitted by NecroSen on May 25, 12 at 4:40am

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• A girl after my own heart. Idk why people get so pissed when I kick them out. A girl needs her space!

  Submitted by BeccaMae on May 25, 12 at 12:19pm

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• You guys look way too into these texts. Preaching morals and shit on an iPhone app: hi-lare.

  Submitted by MamaThuggy on May 25, 12 at 9:43am

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• That is fucking hilarious

  Submitted by ck24 on May 24, 12 at 6:16pm

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• This chick is an ass hole. Seriously.

  Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 13, 12 at 10:37pm

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• Cuz a pimp gonna pimp, even with his eyes closed, and his ears shut, and his tongue cut off..........

  Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:37am

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  • did someone forget their helmet? who's a special person. who is. you are

    Submitted by reeln on May 25, 12 at 8:27am

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