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  also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...

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• The one on the ground or above your vag?

  Submitted by dmoney1234 on Apr 25, 12 at 12:54pm

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• I thought we agreed you were going to swallow that.

  Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Apr 25, 12 at 1:45pm

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• Hard for guys to sneak out in the middle of the night if it crunches when you step on it.

  Submitted by porksword on Apr 25, 12 at 5:59pm

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• From the lunch date, I assume.

  Submitted by pervy_ninja on Apr 25, 12 at 12:53pm

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• You gotta give em something to aim for baby!

  Submitted by ChiveFrmLasNight on Apr 25, 12 at 12:48pm

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• if you practiced kiegels more it wouldn't seep out of your vag in your sleep

  Submitted by 2Eazy718 on Apr 26, 12 at 1:32am

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• Call 1-800-STEEMERS ;)

  Submitted by mollyface on Apr 25, 12 at 10:49pm

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• So, I guess the carpet really matches the drapes now.

  Submitted by skeezer on Apr 26, 12 at 1:43am

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• Sounds like a guy to me...

  Submitted by 72badgirl on Apr 25, 12 at 11:19pm

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