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(810): View more from Michigan

I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?

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(719): View more from Colorado

I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.

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