She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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I'm guessing dual-diagnosis of bipolar disorder and alcoholism.
Expensive date!
If she's also sterile she's perfect
Marry an alcoholic? Good plan.
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