Men generally feel pretty good about themselves if you tell them you love their penis. I would say it anyway, but if you dont love his penis enough to to lie in order to keep it in your life, then you get what you deserve.
All is not lost. It's true that you ought have said it then but, in all honesty, "I love your penis." is the very best response to the vast majority of statements, queries and proposals. \nFor example:\n "Have you seen my sunglasses?"\n"I love your penis."\nYou win. \nOne of the only times this fails and fails big; when he thinks the dick is small. The easy fix is play the sheltered girl, act horrified and ask, "you mean there's actually bigger dicks?"
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