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  • Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. It's because the USA is sinking under the weight of all the fat bastards and displacing the water in the oceans. We don't need to cut emissions, we need to dump about five million Americal lardarses into the sea. Maybe we can persuade the Japanise to shoot them instead of harpooning wales.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:36am
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  • Oh god i alread am oblaaargharrghlargh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:07pm
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  • That is so gross man, like what told you that was okay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:33am
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  • This is the most disgusting thing I could have possibly read this early in the morning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:32am
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  • that's some nasty ish...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:36am
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  • Funny shit

    Submitted by karlos9575 on Apr 29, 10 at 4:40pm
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  • I'm suddenly reminded of the scene from Problem Child 2 where everyone projectile vomits on the Tilt-a-Whirl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 10:57am
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  • Sounds like someone likes a lot of meat in their life :p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:32pm
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  • You deserve it dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 10:05pm
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  • I love how assholes diss Detroit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:50am
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  • That's fucking funny. You got breakfast, lunch, and dinner all on one plate, too. You win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:52am
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  • that is fucking NASTY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:07am
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  • 7:32 you have no idea how heavenly pizza rolls and bacon are, so shut the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:33am
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  • ^^Nooooooo, YOU shut the fuck up, you hostile twat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • i may or may not have puked after reading this...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:31pm
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  • Way to make me fucking naseous. That's SO fucking gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:42pm
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  • Why wud u do that? Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:40am
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  • That's disgusting...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:36am
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  • And that's why the excess fat of america could fill the Grand Canyon 3/5 of the way up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:37am
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  • thats the most disgusting thing i've heard in a long long time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 9:46pm
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  • Stomach litterally turned just reading that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:35pm
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  • You want disgusting? Search "Fast Food Lasagna" on YouTube.

    Submitted by Saeglopur on May 7, 11 at 1:00am
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  • Then you got type 2 diabetes. Ooo great day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:30pm
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  • I shat on the plate after and ate it all again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:34pm
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  • I read that and without knowing the area code immediately thought "i bet that's someone from Michigan"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:41am
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  • You're in Detroit, trick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:37pm
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  • huh-I figured you'd sop up the grease with a poptart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • I've never heard anything more disgusting in my life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:36am
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  • I will think about this next time I'm drunk and need to make myself vomit. Thankyou.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:45am
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  • Fuckin' Detroit is full of fat people. No wonder Michigan is one of the fattest states if we have people like OP here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:22am
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  • Wtf is wrong with you? Ewwwwww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:17am
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  • Should have added fake cheese and a chocolate donut to round it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:45pm
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  • Ew. You're single. For sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:27am
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  • And 12:11, it would only raise the ocean maybe a couple inches, the ocean is fucking huge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:30pm
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  • Ur a freakin idiot! I hope u slip and fall face first into ur nasty upchuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:11am
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  • 11:36, if you dumped those five million American "lardarses" into the sea, the seal levels would still rise. Good try though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:11pm
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  • That's awesome!!! And first (for the first and last time!)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:02am
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  • Omg. I'm going to vomit right along with you 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:16am
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