I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You're my little dorito
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
