toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Send us your Text From Last Night!
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm so fucking centered right now
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
