I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
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I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
