Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
We're facebook friends in real life
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
