i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
