shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I love black thongs
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
