It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Send us your Text From Last Night!
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
why didn't you poke me back
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The maid of honor just puked.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
