their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Send us your Text From Last Night!
My room smells like vodka and shame
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
