So drunk its hurt
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you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Umm I'm too high to move.
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
