It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
