I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
