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(630): View more from Illinois

I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover

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(847): View more from Illinois

there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.

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(404): View more from Georgia

Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.

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(772): View more from Florida

So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.

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(360): View more from Washington

well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home

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(651): View more from Minnesota

It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.

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tell her thanks so much

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(816): View more from Missouri

I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.

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