Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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