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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.

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Player Rule #2: If a hot girl has an interest, you also have that interest. \n\nSupplemental on Player Rule #2: when you find a hot girls interest, you excuse yourself for a bathroom break. There you Google on your smartphone data. Get back and close deal.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 20, 12 at 9:50pm

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Marijuana, thats how.

Submitted by aloein on Jan 20, 12 at 6:23pm

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Porch monkey 4 life

Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:52pm

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or this could be the basis for a singles dating site

Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:44pm

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I'll take places I've had great sex for $400 Alec

Submitted by Phys on Jan 21, 12 at 3:42am

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Maybe they meant porsches

Submitted by babot6 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:30pm

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obsessed? really? so you love love porches even when not high?

Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:53pm

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I like patios or stoops much much more

Submitted by mmmmbop on Jan 20, 12 at 4:20pm

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I am obsessed with the word davenport.

Submitted by ahyeah on Jan 20, 12 at 11:24pm

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- I worry about credenzas...especially moss-covered, three-handled, family ones.
  
  Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 21, 12 at 1:20am
  
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  - I think I love you SnidelyKWhiplash!
    
    Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 21, 12 at 3:31am
    
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Who let this through? Poor moderation.

Submitted by DP24 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:03pm

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@jonathan awesome clerks 2 reference Lmao

Submitted by Quake6 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:30pm

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meh...hot tubs are where it's at

Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:43pm

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- aww yea Victorian tubs with built in jets...it'll cost you your tax return but its spookier worth it
  
  Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 20, 12 at 5:38pm
  
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  - It's spookier?
    
    Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 21, 12 at 3:38am
    
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    I agree just got one this summer, it's honestly the best in winter time
    
    Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 21, 12 at 2:19pm
    
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This is a easy one...IT'S NOT REAL!

Submitted by mthib on Jan 20, 12 at 6:39pm

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Because you are monkeys?

Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jan 20, 12 at 8:22pm

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Lame

Submitted by Pornicles on Jan 20, 12 at 4:38pm

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You mean Portia, like the car right?

Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:16am

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Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 20, 12 at 9:50pm

Submitted by aloein on Jan 20, 12 at 6:23pm

Submitted by jonathan171 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:52pm

Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:44pm

Submitted by Phys on Jan 21, 12 at 3:42am

Submitted by babot6 on Jan 20, 12 at 8:30pm

Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:53pm

Submitted by mmmmbop on Jan 20, 12 at 4:20pm

Submitted by ahyeah on Jan 20, 12 at 11:24pm

Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 21, 12 at 1:20am

Submitted by pamalamadd on Jan 21, 12 at 3:31am

Submitted by DP24 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:03pm

Submitted by Quake6 on Jan 20, 12 at 11:30pm

Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 20, 12 at 4:43pm

Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 20, 12 at 5:38pm

Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 21, 12 at 3:38am

Submitted by puffandstuff on Jan 21, 12 at 2:19pm

Submitted by mthib on Jan 20, 12 at 6:39pm

Submitted by DOGFARTS on Jan 20, 12 at 8:22pm

Submitted by Pornicles on Jan 20, 12 at 4:38pm

Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:16am

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