Who is pro-abortion? Really? Is there a group of people that argue to kill all unborn babies? Pro-choice is NOT pro-abortion, because there is no such thing as pro-abortion. Being pro-choice is believing that the individual has the right to make decisions about her body and family and not be told what she can or cannot do by the government .
fail at those failing 12:04 as they have made a Billy Madison reference that everybody else failed to recognize!! but of course you recognized something from a recent Judd Apatow movie.
Considering she's from NV and he's a brother from NOLA, she should probably go to the clinic or gear up for the joys of being a single mom, because she will never hear from this dude again.
You people are all fucktards. What's the best argument for a shmashorshion? Everyone that's reply'd to this post, and for those that might call me a hypocrite, I include myself, clearly either lacks the intelligence, grace, or life experience to either A) get the joke; B) understand other peoples' jokes; or C) realize when it's best to keep your mouth shut.
I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
9:51 - I vote that 9:48 was using this amazing new literary device that the academic circles are calling "sarcasm". It's a new concept, and only the well read and moderately intelligent can catch it, so don't feel too bad.
Also... what, pray tell, would "bible thumpers" be doing on THIS site?
I am a Christian..and this site cracks me up...so incorrect 9:58...
Just because I am doesn't mean I can't laugh along...and actually, this one is hilarious.
Geez, I hope this guy was just drunk when he wrote that. Because if that's his normal level of literacy, you do not want him teaching your child how to read and write.
Maybe they were actually in a relationship and he was joking? I mean, let's give them the benefit of the doubt. And no need to call her a dumb bitch....there's no 100% effective form of birth control.
@12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag.
I'm pretty sure this must either be fake, or she isn't pregnant. Because...I can't imagine getting knocked up by somebody that stupid and then telling the whole world about it.
Wow, people are mean here.
I'm a Bible thumper AND Pro-Life AND pretty sensitive about it AND I think this text and the "get a giant abortion" response were fucking hilarious.
Wouldn't you take a pregnancy test to confirm your suspicion before you hit the guy with something this big? I mean, that's just the considerate thing to do, unless of course you really are an attention whore.
10:44 thanks for your story. Adoption is not an easy answer at all. Props to you. I'm pro-choice & respect how tough either decision is.
11:37 pro-choice: right on. Abortion prevents child abuse.
ha. hahahahaha
thats sooooo funnny dude.
you got to admit.
had he past 5th grade and you know, learned how to spell, and done it right, this would be soo much more awesome.
Why are you all saying poor girl? shes also a part of the problem. she didnt want to use a condom either. its her fault too lol you people really amaze me. you always blame the guy in the situation. if a girl get pregnant you say "he should have used a condom!" or some stupid thing. why do you always say HE? u should say she should have made sure he used one. OR you should say THEY should have used a condom. stop blaming other people when you fuck up too =)
(this post is actually relevant to the TFLN above, not abortions-which shouldn't be the topic at hand?)
anyway, i used to send fake error texts to people i didn't wanna deal with. except i was smart enough to save them to my phone as an auto-text (you know how they have presets, like "Sorry I missed your call." and shit) and use the same one everytime.
it's drunk-text-proof, trust me.
i used to be pro life now im pro choice all the way. u dont even know what happens to kids in foster care its terrible. and also so many parents out there who cant even take care of kids instead they abuse them. id rather kill a sperm then abuse an innocent baby.
Hilarious text! Personally, I don't agree with abortion unless it'll endanger the mother or the child. I guess having an idiot dad is a danger so go for it!! Oh and by the way can't sperm live outside the body for 24 hours?? Isn't that right? Well I do give the dude props for the error message, it's priceless.
wow im woulda bet money that the fuckin bible thumpers would have pounced all over that abortion thing by now....theyre slacking, thank "the fuckin guy nailed to a wooden post"
9:36- the girl thinks she's preggers, so she texts the guys. Then the guy texts back a fake error message that's full of typos because he doesn't want to deal with it.
all i can say is that for the retards out there who do not understand this text----please smash your head against a wall and then go get sterilized in the morning so you do NOT reproduce----fucking retards. your mothers should have learned how to swallow.
" @12:26 - Sperm will live outside the body for about 2-3 minutes. Even if you sat in the largest pile of cum on a toilet seat, it's not going to travel very far up the vag. "
thats from 11:37.. what if the pile of cum was dick shaped?
yeah 10:58, shut the hell up because11:07 doesn't want to hear your opinion because their right about this neverending debated subject...gahhh, annoying
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
the 12:59 who said this...you are fucking awesome =)
"Anonymous said...
shamshortion
July 11, 2009 10:25PM"
ohhhh YES!!!
"i'm not going to say that word for the little baby here but it starts with an 'a' and rhymes with shamshortion"
atleast she waited until she was late before she said something..some girls say OMG I think im pregnant the day after sex..its like really? not only are you a whore but you're an attention whore too?...women..haha
10:46 - the second 9:22 didn't understand the context of the reply to this text and who it was from. I guess you don't either?
The error was not from TFLN. Not sure how hard it is to understand this?
Take care of it, i'll give you a little hint, it rhymes with shma-shmortion.
- Please dont tell me you want him to get an A-word.
I'm not gonna say it because of little baby ears over there but you should get a shma-shmortion at the shma-shmortion clinic.
Thank you, 10:44! I've always thought that about adoption...it is an alternative to abortion, but it's not the nice, concise solution that pro-lifers want it to be.
Unless you have gone through this..had an abortion or chosen not to..then why the hell are you giving your opinion?? You can research something all you want,but unless you experience it then shut the F up! You immature assholes don't know a damn thing about this topic,so stop acting like you do...
hahahah 10:25 "i think you need to take care of this..." "NOT THE A WORD!!" "yes... im not gonna say the real word because of little baby ears over there but it rhymes with shmashmorshin."
ahh this is hilarious, maybe she sent him the text late at night and he was drunk so when he got it he had the 'amazing' idea of sending her an error msg, but unfortunately his plan couldnt really transfer to his hands and he fucked up the spelling and now we have this wonderful msg and the OP to thank. this is good shit!!!!
12:44 you're a fucking moron, buy a sense of humor or proceed to follow the instructions of 12:38
12:47 nice use of the word "proceed" where it is totally fucking inappropriate. was that you showing off your uber sweet vocab? not to mention the retarded use of "fuck"...
ps: girl should get abortion. too many people in world as is, and most are as retarded as 12:47 and should be aborted. i am pro-abortion, and anti-choice
12:38 is right. If the bitch wanted to talk, she should've called the dude. He is a genius. And anyone ever hear of adoption? You don't have to thump a bible to think conception means life.
Hey, 10:56, just though you should know the word "dat" does not exist, and your repeated use of it makes it obvious what an illiterate FUCK HEAD you are. Got dat?
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