Texts From Last Night · Mel's Favorites

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(636): View more from Missouri

you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.

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You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.

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(530): View more from California

Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(714): View more from California

Who was that guy you went home with?

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Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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