hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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