She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I won't apologize to a one balled man
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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