Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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You really should keep your pussy away from fire and heating elements
Was she disguised as a marshmallow? She probably didn't fully appreciate the experience of being skewered up the ass by flaming stick. What a bitch!
cats are bastards..they will try to steal your smores even through an open flame
Cats are not that fucking stupid, OP had to of included the unwilling cat. Poor burnt pussy.
lol says you my cat was as dumb as he was evil and numerous times attempted to steal from stuff cooking on the stove
Eighty Eight
Number of times he had sex with his cat.
Number of times his cat ran away
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