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I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.

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I need a guy I can say this to......

Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 18, 10 at 9:38pm

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- So uh... How you doin?
  
  Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Aug 19, 10 at 12:01am
  
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- agreed.
  
  Submitted by loveaddicttt on Aug 19, 10 at 8:22am
  
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- Surely they're not that hard to find?
  
  Submitted by Addict89 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:25am
  
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- i need a girl that says this to me haha
  
  Submitted by tbomb89 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:13am
  
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Yeaaaaa angry sex

Submitted by LaxballAllday on Aug 18, 10 at 9:07pm

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Angry sex? Okay. Angry handjob/blowjob? Fuck no! Either get your dick ripped off or bitten off! But angry sex is good.

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 18, 10 at 11:02pm

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Danamarie, if the turtle has a tattoo of a leprechaun riding a tiger then it's mine.

Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:44pm

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Just don't do to it what those girls on the Shake wait commercial do!!!

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 9:49pm

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Haha *hi5*

Submitted by pennt46 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:23am

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and this is why you should block your brother's number

Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 19, 10 at 2:31pm

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As long as this isn't the one who posted last week about leaving blisters on some guy's wang

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:15am

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As long as you're a chick then yeah

Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 18, 10 at 9:24pm

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Somebody's gonna have a bruised dick......

Submitted by bldrmn on Aug 19, 10 at 7:11am

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Boner rush right there

Submitted by GoOdWoOd on Aug 18, 10 at 11:45pm

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that sounds painful.

Submitted by hateraid on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm

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- painfully awesome
  
  Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:32pm
  
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she said she wanna use his dick. she didn't say for what. I'd politely decline that offer...

Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:12am

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- hey you can't MAKE a girl say it if she dont want to that she wants to fuck u. I'd risk it. Just be ready to fend her off if she's goes to beat u in the balls.
  
  Submitted by Reno666 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:36am
  
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has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet?

Submitted by blahalb on Aug 18, 10 at 10:16pm

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Talk about not know whether to be scared or excited.

Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:43pm

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Come on over baby. Abuse me, use me, cause I ain't your average groupie

Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:42am

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All females should have a f-buddy for this purpose :)

Submitted by SweetieEsq on Aug 19, 10 at 5:31pm

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fuck. i saw the turtle. but it outran me and got away.

Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 18, 10 at 10:38pm

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Could if been a good/hurtful night

Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Aug 21, 10 at 11:39pm

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This is so me! Good to know there are others out there.

Submitted by bloxham on Aug 21, 10 at 1:06pm

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Turtle guy. Potentially more annoying than firsty

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:55pm

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Sure sounds good

Submitted by jamiemc on Aug 19, 10 at 2:37am

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gotta love kc

Submitted by ggeiger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm

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I will save your turtle.Who ever has it must be a frog so I'll go grabs baseball bat BITCHES!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Submitted by PacoTheTaco on Aug 18, 10 at 11:54pm

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Works 4 me

Submitted by rugger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:19pm

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I had a turtle once... His name was "What".

Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Aug 19, 10 at 1:02am

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has anybody found delhi14's turtle yet? :[

Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 18, 10 at 9:55pm

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Still can't find my turtle:(

Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:24pm

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The awkward thing about this text is that it's from a guy.... 0_0

Submitted by HaHaHarry on Aug 18, 10 at 10:48pm

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I had a testicle retreat moment there. I gotta agree with hateroid, that sounds like it would hurt

Submitted by Xephyrik on Aug 18, 10 at 9:12pm

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- Puss, Let real men handle the action, you go be a nurse to the wounded.
  
  Submitted by Glad on Aug 18, 10 at 11:25pm
  
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This cant be real? How the fck am I gonna be able to trust a girl after readin sht like this?!

Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 19, 10 at 2:00am

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Interesting lol.

Submitted by florence2011 on Aug 18, 10 at 11:27pm

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Is there any other kind of aggression therapy?

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 18, 10 at 9:25pm

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@delhi14 I had turtle stew yesterday. He's dead as hell and tasted like shit. Turtle found. Turtle dead. Stop asking about the goddamn turtle. That is all.

Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:18am

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I kidnapped delhi14's turtle!!!!

Submitted by danamarie on Aug 18, 10 at 10:30pm

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Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 18, 10 at 9:38pm

Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on Aug 19, 10 at 12:01am

Submitted by loveaddicttt on Aug 19, 10 at 8:22am

Submitted by Addict89 on Aug 19, 10 at 9:25am

Submitted by tbomb89 on Dec 8, 10 at 12:13am

Submitted by LaxballAllday on Aug 18, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Aug 18, 10 at 11:02pm

Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:44pm

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 18, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by pennt46 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:23am

Submitted by ingebeastly on Aug 19, 10 at 2:31pm

Submitted by archer79 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:15am

Submitted by nbhilliard on Aug 18, 10 at 9:24pm

Submitted by bldrmn on Aug 19, 10 at 7:11am

Submitted by GoOdWoOd on Aug 18, 10 at 11:45pm

Submitted by hateraid on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm

Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:32pm

Submitted by darq_qing987 on Aug 19, 10 at 1:12am

Submitted by Reno666 on Aug 20, 10 at 8:36am

Submitted by blahalb on Aug 18, 10 at 10:16pm

Submitted by rexygirl10 on Aug 18, 10 at 9:43pm

Submitted by 2144571774 on Aug 19, 10 at 7:42am

Submitted by SweetieEsq on Aug 19, 10 at 5:31pm

Submitted by Spelling_Nazi on Aug 18, 10 at 10:38pm

Submitted by TheSluttyNun on Aug 21, 10 at 11:39pm

Submitted by bloxham on Aug 21, 10 at 1:06pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 5:55pm

Submitted by jamiemc on Aug 19, 10 at 2:37am

Submitted by ggeiger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:11pm

Submitted by PacoTheTaco on Aug 18, 10 at 11:54pm

Submitted by rugger on Aug 18, 10 at 9:19pm

Submitted by The_Hamburgular on Aug 19, 10 at 1:02am

Submitted by Dr_Pepper on Aug 18, 10 at 9:55pm

Submitted by delhi14 on Aug 18, 10 at 10:24pm

Submitted by HaHaHarry on Aug 18, 10 at 10:48pm

Submitted by Xephyrik on Aug 18, 10 at 9:12pm

Submitted by Glad on Aug 18, 10 at 11:25pm

Submitted by Fr3e2bMe on Aug 19, 10 at 2:00am

Submitted by florence2011 on Aug 18, 10 at 11:27pm

Submitted by TiCkLe_Me_EmO on Aug 18, 10 at 9:25pm

Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 20, 10 at 12:18am

Submitted by danamarie on Aug 18, 10 at 10:30pm

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