At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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