when I was married I farted while we were spooning and we caught the fart between us then reenacted the "ill never let you go scene" and then let the fart escape while we hummed the theme
oh no I must defend my past romantic exploits to the sexual equivalent of 'the nothing' from the never ending story....don't you have some snail racer to kidnap and assault most vigorously?
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