Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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