I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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I feel that way sometimes too
Me too. Good to imagine I was once the most victorious sperm once. Where is my trophy?
Haha I never thought of that lmao very funny
and even that race was won by default
damn you people think too much about this. it's funny.
First place out of several hundred million
I'm pretty sure you don't exist before you make it to your mothers egg. So technically, your dad won that race. Winner.
OMG PPL R RETARDED ON HERE!!!!!
awww way to kill his only "win" 8:08
That makes it sound like he impregnated his mom..... The egg is just as big of a part of you as the sperm.
Me too. I'm proud of it, also.
...yeahh sound like you had sex with your mom, dude.
why did 6:39 just re-write what the text said? lol
So your mom's pregnant with your baby? Or would it be your half-sibling?
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