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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.

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Oh come... Think of how sexy he thinks you are. You practically own him. ;)

Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 10, 10 at 6:49am

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- premature ejaculation is NOT a compliment.
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:36pm
  
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all I can say is...why not just keep going? make him bust another

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 10, 10 at 6:19am

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- why? what? watching this dude bust way too early must have been the BIGGEST turn off, why the fuck would you wanna reward him for that or still be interested enough to keep going?
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:41pm
  
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  - Because she's not a bitch like you?
    
    Submitted by Ismellit on Jul 13, 10 at 12:09am
    
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  - Im with anonymous8906 on this one
    
    Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 19, 10 at 12:19am
    
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And now I have Jizz In My Pants stuck in my head...

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 10, 10 at 8:57am

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Well if you gave up that easily, then shame on you! I'm sure he had more than one go in him.

Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 10, 10 at 10:47am

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- yeah, she woulda gotten her pants off and he'd have finished again.
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:40pm
  
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My ex use to cum just playing with my boobs. Very dissapointing.

Submitted by bjbb24 on Jul 10, 10 at 6:21am

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- Good thing he's your ex
  
  Submitted by Franzallday on Jul 10, 10 at 3:01pm
  
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Well stop trying to hook up with 13 year old boys!!!! Fucking hell

Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 10, 10 at 8:16am

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when he finished did you carry him back to his mommy?

Submitted by Howyouudoinn on Jul 10, 10 at 7:11am

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@miniagiv. Hahaha yesss! Last night I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film stepped outside into the rain saw you called and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 10, 10 at 9:04am

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ha, that's actually kindof a compliment...

Submitted by damn_gurl on Jul 10, 10 at 1:01pm

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- no. it is sad. a compliment is a man who finds a girl sexy enough to get HER off first.
  
  Submitted by anonymous8906 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:39pm
  
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Just go for round 2 as soon as able!

Submitted by IanN on Jul 10, 10 at 11:29am

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Well, to him, your rack must be incredible.

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 10, 10 at 2:28pm

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What ruined your night was trying to hook up with someone so inexperienced that seeing boobs makes him cum.

Submitted by Troubled on Jul 10, 10 at 12:24pm

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Hey, im in 412 and I promise to make up for the rest of your night ;-)

Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 10, 10 at 5:55pm

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Bevo, don't lie, you've never seen a pair of boobs. Op, why would you be messing around with someone who finishes when he sees some boobs? Pedo status right here

Submitted by Beaglehead on Jul 10, 10 at 6:09am

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Anhui you got to love family

Submitted by kbogie on Jul 11, 10 at 3:26am

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Oh noes

Submitted by FirstBornUnicorn on Jul 10, 10 at 6:26am

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There would be 69 good nights when I see it

Submitted by TiMnAsTy on Jul 10, 10 at 8:56am

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american pie moment.

Submitted by specialfriedrice on Aug 7, 10 at 4:55am

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Haha you would be devo. You must have nice fifties lol

Submitted by bmak on Jul 10, 10 at 3:10pm

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My own state upsets me..

Submitted by Geiko on Jul 10, 10 at 7:46am

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sooo basically the same thing that happened in She's Out of My League ?

Submitted by pandaaabear on Jul 10, 10 at 6:14am

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- na she was hot as fuck and grinding his dick if alice eve was on me id probably cum in my pants too
  
  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 10, 10 at 9:53pm
  
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Y r u showing ur boobs at a grade school?

Submitted by blite on Jul 10, 10 at 10:03am

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Wow wat a spaz...

Submitted by ImRickJamesBitch on Jul 11, 10 at 11:26am

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I remember my first time seeing a pair of boobs.

Submitted by bevo on Jul 10, 10 at 6:05am

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- I remember my first beer.
  
  Submitted by butthole on Jul 11, 10 at 10:09pm
  
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  - You mean your first q.ueer?
    
    Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:11am
    
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- Same here my friend. Unless you mean porn boobs.
  
  Submitted by Shika on Jul 12, 10 at 11:25am
  
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Stop playing w 12 yr olds

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 10:35am

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@anon3609. That is so true

Submitted by ZumiZu on Jul 11, 10 at 11:57pm

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Why is no one in the 801?!?

Submitted by JaseCelOut on Jul 10, 10 at 7:01am

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how does a guy jizz in his pants without contact i still dont get that are u that weak ugh

Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 10, 10 at 9:52pm

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Submitted by Ismellit on Jul 13, 10 at 12:09am

Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 19, 10 at 12:19am

Submitted by MinagiV on Jul 10, 10 at 8:57am

Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 10, 10 at 10:47am

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Submitted by Troubled on Jul 10, 10 at 12:24pm

Submitted by cannabislecter on Jul 10, 10 at 5:55pm

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Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jul 10, 10 at 9:53pm

Submitted by blite on Jul 10, 10 at 10:03am

Submitted by ImRickJamesBitch on Jul 11, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by bevo on Jul 10, 10 at 6:05am

Submitted by butthole on Jul 11, 10 at 10:09pm

Submitted by helloamerica11 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:11am

Submitted by Shika on Jul 12, 10 at 11:25am

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 10, 10 at 10:35am

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