My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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