I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Send us your Text From Last Night!
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Your face is a jimmy john
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
