you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
