It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Send us your Text From Last Night!
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
