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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(817): View more from Texas

God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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(850): View more from Florida

She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick

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(850): View more from Florida

it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.

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