Texts From Last Night

(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

Fav 59 13784 2807
share tweet

Comments

You must be Logged in to post a comment

Better question.... Why was the phone answered mid-sex??

Submitted by julgabparent on Jul 11, 10 at 10:37pm

322 142
Reply Report
i didn't know trailers could have 2nd floors

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:14pm

349 196
Reply Report
- In what way does jersey scream trailer?
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Jul 11, 10 at 7:37pm
  
  117 170
  Reply Report
  - i didn't say anything about jersey. i'm from jersey so don't even get me started... i meant that their house has to be pretty shitty if their fan is about to fly off the ceiling
    
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:09am
    
    123 157
    Reply Report
  - According to a survey I made up for this comment 95% of the state of new jersey lives in a trailer. so that... your move
    
    Submitted by dassjennir on Jul 12, 10 at 12:57am
    
    114 164
    Reply Report
    
    ohhhh. that's right. your fake survey is so legit.
    
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:36pm
    
    127 165
    Reply Report
If my kid was banging his/her latest date that loudly in my house, I'd just start shouting advice on positions from behind the door until they stopped.

Submitted by IRLawyer on Jul 11, 10 at 11:03pm

281 143
Reply Report
This is why you don't date guys who still live with there parents

Submitted by 69_Charger on Jul 11, 10 at 6:39pm

261 199
Reply Report
- So you didn't start having sex or even dating for that matter until you were out of your parents house? cool...
  
  Submitted by RyanM on Jul 11, 10 at 7:35pm
  
  114 170
  Reply Report
  - you can date without having sex...
    
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:37pm
    
    114 168
    Reply Report
    
    what are you, 14?
    
    Submitted by theriseofcolin on Jul 11, 10 at 8:32pm
    
    114 171
    Reply Report
    
    hahaha
    
    Submitted by TowerCrane on Jul 11, 10 at 8:39pm
    
    145 153
    Reply Report
    
    no, just didn’t have sex with guys who lived with their parents when I was in high school...
    
    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:47pm
    
    120 137
    Reply Report
    
    That's like Tonic without Gin, Coke without Rum.
    
    Submitted by emuhunter25 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:58pm
    
    123 153
    Reply Report
    
    well played.
    
    Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 12, 10 at 5:12pm
    
    141 147
    Reply Report
I'm just wondering what possessed them to have sex while the mom was in the house. Though I'd like to see his brothers face when he's told that there are some love stains on his sheets from his brother lmao

Submitted by luggster4 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:31pm

241 160
Reply Report
What were you guys doing to almost knock a ceiling fan down??

Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:05pm

220 194
Reply Report
- that is a horrible question
  
  Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44am
  
  117 138
  Reply Report
Time to move out...

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:26pm

195 160
Reply Report
It's summer... College kid

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 11, 10 at 8:52pm

177 160
Reply Report
RyanM ... Was this your post? You're awfully protective of it...

Submitted by xandrasm on Jul 11, 10 at 10:17pm

175 172
Reply Report
Helicopter sex!

Submitted by marsho on Jul 11, 10 at 6:29pm

156 160
Reply Report
Lmao. The comments are usually better than the tfln but this was hilarious.

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 11, 10 at 6:16pm

163 174
Reply Report
Way to be mom

Submitted by marshall55 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:43pm

144 137
Reply Report
Awesome mom

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:27pm

158 167
Reply Report
People need to stop fucking at 14. Your parents don't want to hear you bumping uglies.

Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 11, 10 at 10:39pm

146 150
Reply Report
Lauren, Do me.

Submitted by Dylan11 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:29pm

148 157
Reply Report
- sure
  
  Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:26pm
  
  127 165
  Reply Report
This is epic.

Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 6:23pm

155 176
Reply Report
Pornhub.com Spankwire.com

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 12:41am

145 157
Reply Report
Cobra, his room's probly on top of his mom's room so they bangin so hard her ceiling shakes hahah

Submitted by tiffalam on Jul 12, 10 at 12:25am

148 164
Reply Report
New jersey is where new yorkers throw their garbage

Submitted by dmp33 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:11am

146 172
Reply Report
Damn.. Sounds like you guys were having a good time lol

Submitted by jenjendenise on Jul 11, 10 at 11:54pm

138 156
Reply Report
Are you really that lonely?

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 11, 10 at 11:22pm

138 165
Reply Report
I wonder how the brother felt about this

Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:54am

143 179
Reply Report
Julga- bc his phone rang and saw it was his mom calling and if she is home why wouldn't he answer?? Plus they should learn to be more discreet if they are doing it while people are home ;)

Submitted by HeartMelter89 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:44pm

134 166
Reply Report
Pornmaxim and wide6.

Submitted by An0n on Jul 12, 10 at 2:10am

121 143
Reply Report
Good made up story...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 6:05am

141 184
Reply Report
that true sex like a boss

Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 11, 10 at 6:35pm

145 192
Reply Report
Hilarious.

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:42am

129 162
Reply Report
Ahhh from my area code, this makes me proud

Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:56pm

141 187
Reply Report
The summer before college, My mom said to me one day "I'd appreciate it if you two would go somewhere else tonight. I'm tired of seeing the ceiling move." Ouch.

Submitted by BigBri on Jul 12, 10 at 12:53pm

125 156
Reply Report
what bullshit, no moms that understanding

Submitted by laurenjacqueline on Aug 9, 10 at 12:13pm

125 158
Reply Report
I guess when your pushing the big Hippo up the wall the house might shake.

Submitted by RunningCody on Jul 13, 10 at 9:22pm

121 160
Reply Report
That's some dam good fucking!!

Submitted by minigoats on Jul 12, 10 at 11:26am

117 156
Reply Report
reppin 973, make us proud.

Submitted by TheOtherGuy23 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:32am

124 170
Reply Report
Fair enough..

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 11, 10 at 11:05pm

134 190
Reply Report
I call fake

Submitted by noah13 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:50pm

131 194
Reply Report
One more reason why abstinance pays off :P

Submitted by bananamania on Jul 13, 10 at 12:51am

112 166
Reply Report
Who knows good free porn sites

Submitted by ooooooyeaaaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 11:22pm

121 186
Reply Report
One: Move out of your parents house. \nTwo: If you're not of age to move out, you shouldn't be having sex. \nThree: If the above two don't apply, at least have the respect to not do that when mums around. \nFour: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ANSWER THE PHONE! \nActually, I always answer the phone. It could potentially be an emergency. So, four is irrelevant to my person. But...seriously dude. Thefack.

Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 12, 10 at 1:01am

130 207
Reply Report
Go Espana!

Submitted by Alcoholist on Jul 11, 10 at 6:05pm

147 243
Reply Report
THIS IS EPICCC

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:33am

117 191
Reply Report
Prob time to move out, assuming you areole enough to do that.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 10 at 7:49pm

117 193
Reply Report
This one is epic! The fact that it's jersey and they probably do shit like that up there..

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 11, 10 at 11:16pm

115 198
Reply Report
One time when my mom called me my GF back then gave me a 30 minute BJ contingent on staying on the phone.

Submitted by emuhunter25 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:19pm

134 237
Reply Report
- you girl friend must have given real shitty blow jobs
  
  Submitted by cousin on Jul 12, 10 at 7:08am
  
  122 157
  Reply Report
Okay, this made me laugh.

Submitted by bamisoep on Jul 25, 10 at 5:30am

104 184
Reply Report
You better high five your mom!

Submitted by stylesz on Jul 13, 10 at 3:21am

114 204
Reply Report

(973): View more from New Jersey

Comments

Submitted by julgabparent on Jul 11, 10 at 10:37pm

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:14pm

Submitted by RyanM on Jul 11, 10 at 7:37pm

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:09am

Submitted by dassjennir on Jul 12, 10 at 12:57am

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:36pm

Submitted by IRLawyer on Jul 11, 10 at 11:03pm

Submitted by 69_Charger on Jul 11, 10 at 6:39pm

Submitted by RyanM on Jul 11, 10 at 7:35pm

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:37pm

Submitted by theriseofcolin on Jul 11, 10 at 8:32pm

Submitted by TowerCrane on Jul 11, 10 at 8:39pm

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:47pm

Submitted by emuhunter25 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:58pm

Submitted by uneed2calmdown on Jul 12, 10 at 5:12pm

Submitted by luggster4 on Jul 11, 10 at 8:31pm

Submitted by cobra8645 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:05pm

Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 3:44am

Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:26pm

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 11, 10 at 8:52pm

Submitted by xandrasm on Jul 11, 10 at 10:17pm

Submitted by marsho on Jul 11, 10 at 6:29pm

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 11, 10 at 6:16pm

Submitted by marshall55 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:43pm

Submitted by mrp1mpin on Aug 2, 10 at 11:27pm

Submitted by RazzleRack on Jul 11, 10 at 10:39pm

Submitted by Dylan11 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:29pm

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:26pm

Submitted by kailaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 6:23pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 12:41am

Submitted by tiffalam on Jul 12, 10 at 12:25am

Submitted by dmp33 on Jul 12, 10 at 4:11am

Submitted by jenjendenise on Jul 11, 10 at 11:54pm

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 11, 10 at 11:22pm

Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:54am

Submitted by HeartMelter89 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:44pm

Submitted by An0n on Jul 12, 10 at 2:10am

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 6:05am

Submitted by kmomokbs on Jul 11, 10 at 6:35pm

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:42am

Submitted by Domo929 on Jul 11, 10 at 7:56pm

Submitted by BigBri on Jul 12, 10 at 12:53pm

Submitted by laurenjacqueline on Aug 9, 10 at 12:13pm

Submitted by RunningCody on Jul 13, 10 at 9:22pm

Submitted by minigoats on Jul 12, 10 at 11:26am

Submitted by TheOtherGuy23 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:32am

Submitted by TruthHurts on Jul 11, 10 at 11:05pm

Submitted by noah13 on Jul 11, 10 at 10:50pm

Submitted by bananamania on Jul 13, 10 at 12:51am

Submitted by ooooooyeaaaaa on Jul 11, 10 at 11:22pm

Submitted by Briannaaaaa on Jul 12, 10 at 1:01am

Submitted by Alcoholist on Jul 11, 10 at 6:05pm

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:33am

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 11, 10 at 7:49pm

Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 11, 10 at 11:16pm

Submitted by emuhunter25 on Jul 11, 10 at 6:19pm

Submitted by cousin on Jul 12, 10 at 7:08am

Submitted by bamisoep on Jul 25, 10 at 5:30am

Submitted by stylesz on Jul 13, 10 at 3:21am

Quick! While no one's looking

Click this little button for TFLN texts and updates

We also send dope emails

Forget to check the site? We’ll send our best texts, memes and weekly shenanigans straight to your inbox.

already like us? well thanks! click here.