i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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