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  Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.

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• Who cares if it's Jersey. A-holes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 8:16am

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• you are on a conference call. nothing you can do. but i would deny it all the way.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:36pm

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• Our Karen is named Julie. Weird.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:59pm

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• hahahhaha why would you take credit for that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:29pm

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• i blame it on the resident

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:21pm

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• Omg I actually lol'd after reading this!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 11 at 9:29am

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• SBD = silent but deadly? Rofl.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:25pm

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• You my friend are an office god !... nice ....btw what did you have for lunch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:14am

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• This is the best text I've read on here so far.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 3:12am

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• all i'm imagining is peter griffin farting in his glass case

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm

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• Haha first one to make me laugh in a while. Just kind of sad it took farting to do so

  Submitted by JewFrow on May 23, 11 at 1:15am

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• or the kid covering drive thru

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:24pm

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• 4:38- karen is always a douche bag. every group has a karen and shes always a bag of douche.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:16pm

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• leave it to new motherfrakin jersey to do something like this ps: you sir, WIN

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:34pm

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• This isn't a text from last night.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:29pm

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• HAHAHAHAHA BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:22pm

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• that. is. brilliant.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:08pm

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• haha, there are so many times I wish I could have done this.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm

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• Oh, man-- I'm with you guys on the Karen thing. She's a biatch.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:08pm

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• If it was SBD how did they know who it was?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:52am

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• At times like this, I wish my job involved conference calls.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 6:41pm

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• fast food restaurants don't have conference calls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:25pm

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• Terrific use of the word "outraged." Well done.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 5:22pm

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• take that to the bank

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:28pm

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• This made me laugh so hard I was almost in tears. Wrong, gross and down right dirty. So awesome!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 5:18am

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• The funniest thing I have heard in some time...made my week no lie! And I am a girl so I should be disgusted but I am not plus I had to plug my nose from laughing while reading this at work

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:46pm

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• how did they know it was you??!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 7:06pm

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• your mom is a text from last night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:30pm

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• should go to 'ijustwanttotellyou' site and write - coworkers, i just want to tell you, cropdusting the hell out of you in the conference room was the best part of my day. haha.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:42pm

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• 4:32 fucking imbecile.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:37pm

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• If it was SBD, how'd they know it was you?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:32pm

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• well played sir, well played.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:19pm

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• That's some funny shit

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:39pm

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• 862 is new jersey, really?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:53pm

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• 862 is jersey. new for 973

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:40pm

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• you should have blamed Karen, I hate that bitch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:38pm

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• wendys gives me a 5% employee discount

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:27pm

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• not everyone was meant to be the CEO of a corporation. Now go salt the fries.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:26pm

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• you should have taken a shit on debras desk, like a boss!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:03pm

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• if it was me people would know cuz i wouldn't be able to keep a straight face lol glad i waste my time on here. hilarious

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:04am

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