Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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