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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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