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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.

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Nice rationalization. But I'm pretty sure you're still a slut.

Submitted by drose4 on Nov 16, 11 at 2:10pm

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Whore.

Submitted by rosa_rouge on Nov 16, 11 at 1:43pm

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here's a ticket for your boat trip back to your home on whore island

Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 16, 11 at 7:35pm

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What a skank

Submitted by LeafyParadise on Nov 16, 11 at 2:07pm

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This is usually the part where some stupid bitch comes in the comments to talk about how "you guys would be praising a man for cheating on his girlfriend, such double standards!".

Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 16, 11 at 2:41pm

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I'm pretty sure thats still defined as cheating....just sayin

Submitted by DemonEnvy on Nov 16, 11 at 2:06pm

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skank

Submitted by wildness on Nov 16, 11 at 1:51pm

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cum guzzling gutter slut!

Submitted by Kaos6_0 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:15pm

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Ergo you're cheating on him... Low class.

Submitted by morgoniousmonk on Nov 16, 11 at 3:09pm

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And he didn't bitch slap the teeth out of your mouth for it either. He just forgot to tell you that he is a dentist and your front teeth needed to be extracted.

Submitted by W_T_F on Nov 16, 11 at 8:31pm

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What a bitch.

Submitted by Burns on Nov 16, 11 at 2:20pm

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What a hooker.

Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Nov 16, 11 at 6:18pm

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Sounds like my ex-gf.

Submitted by latergator811 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:29pm

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Time to play Polyamory Bingo! We have, so far: "Relationship broken, add more people" ; "Call the CDC, Disease Likely"; "How do I make my partner be poly?"; "That word - you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means" ("open"); "Actively poly, but primary doesn't know it yet".

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 11 at 4:03am

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Boooo

Submitted by melonhead99 on Nov 16, 11 at 10:13pm

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I totally have to use this line. x

Submitted by saintaimee on Nov 17, 11 at 4:24pm

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have fun failing in all relationships for the rest if your life

Submitted by imjustinkay on Nov 17, 11 at 12:27pm

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And it will be a real open relationship when he upgrades beyond a slut like you.

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 11 at 2:51am

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No respect for cheaters, there's no such thing as an open relationship, either you're in a relationship or not

Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Nov 16, 11 at 10:28pm

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- Tell that to all the happy couples who sleep with other people.
  
  Submitted by lysergicd on Nov 20, 11 at 5:37pm
  
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Whore

Submitted by Memphis on Nov 19, 12 at 12:22am

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I'm ashamed to live in the same state as this skank..

Submitted by ally260 on Nov 17, 11 at 10:40pm

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Stupid whore

Submitted by kallimist on Nov 16, 11 at 8:43pm

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That’s just rude. At least he has the decency to admit to his friends that he has cheated on you!

Submitted by Phys on Nov 16, 11 at 2:30pm

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more like hasnt been informed of the open nature of your clammy thighs

Submitted by assb0ner on Feb 24, 12 at 1:54am

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Slut.

Submitted by krisrennison on Nov 29, 11 at 7:03am

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I am 100% supportive of open relationships, and variations thereon. But it is still an asshole thing to do to not clarify these arrangements with your partner.

Submitted by mad2physicist on Nov 19, 11 at 4:07am

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Cunt

Submitted by WestHam08 on Nov 17, 11 at 9:44am

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ugh. I hate girls.

Submitted by xo_lily on Nov 16, 11 at 2:43pm

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There is more than corn in Indiana! There are drunken sluts too!

Submitted by starlitfires on Nov 16, 11 at 7:15pm

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I hope he opens your skull.

Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Nov 16, 11 at 9:37pm

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I hope he fucked your mother and wiped it on your childhood teddy bear

Submitted by reeln on Nov 17, 11 at 2:08pm

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I hate you

Submitted by tforc123 on Nov 17, 11 at 9:09am

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Your a slut , look everyone agreed!

Submitted by highlow on Nov 17, 11 at 7:24am

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Frickin' AWESOME.

Submitted by BrandiLynn on Nov 18, 11 at 7:46pm

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That's hilarious. Hahaha

Submitted by blahblah95 on Nov 18, 11 at 1:24pm

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When I read this, I thought it was a bear, because that make complete sense. Now that I read this as a woman's words, she sounds like a total whore.

Submitted by VinnyBearman on Nov 21, 11 at 1:25pm

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Haha pretty funny!

Submitted by dannyjr on Nov 17, 11 at 4:03am

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Best rationalization ever! Wish I thought of it!

Submitted by j9b on Nov 17, 11 at 12:23am

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Winning.

Submitted by dynasty55 on Nov 16, 11 at 8:20pm

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as long as the closed part wasn't clearly defined also I say fair game

Submitted by mmmmbop on Nov 16, 11 at 2:07pm

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Submitted by CockyMuthaFucka on Nov 16, 11 at 6:18pm

Submitted by latergator811 on Nov 16, 11 at 3:29pm

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 17, 11 at 4:03am

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Submitted by saintaimee on Nov 17, 11 at 4:24pm

Submitted by imjustinkay on Nov 17, 11 at 12:27pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 11 at 2:51am

Submitted by bigman_oncampus on Nov 16, 11 at 10:28pm

Submitted by lysergicd on Nov 20, 11 at 5:37pm

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