Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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