I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You are a genius and a whore.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Randomize
