The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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