I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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