whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
